Think you drink too much? check out these fools below.

Top 10 reasons to maybe quit while you are ahead.. or not. No one really likes a quitter, but this is some crazy shit that no one wants a part of, especially when topless chicks are not involved.

Reason #1 - You may get crazy sick and puke your guts out of your nose while your BFF is taping it all.

Reason # 2 - Faceplant, ooohhh a hard one, OK ,maybe this shit isn't as funny as it looks? Nope, it's some funny shit.

Reason #3 - You begin thinking you look cool

Reason #4 - The whole pee one yourself while sick wasted.

Reason #5 - You may begin to think you are Santa Clause, minus the materialistic presents.

Reason #6 - Straight failure at drinking.

Reason #7 - Your bros have too much time on their hands and a deep love of porcupines.

Reason #8 - Your bros have too much time on their hands and no love for porcupines. Fuzzy Bunnies all de way.

Reason #9 - Your kid begins to emulate you.

Reason #10 - Your DUI mugshot looks as silly as this. What is up ? Can't look badass with your tongue wagging... OK, Mike Tyson still looks like a bad ass.

Reason # 11 - 1 over my10 reason limit, but WTF? This could be your redneck brother taking family portraits.