Some sick fool stole my manhood!
Tales of the great penis snatching of 2008 may be a bit exaggerated... or not. This may actually be a brilliant way to explain the small pecker to your girl...
"See honey, it used to be 12", but that mutha up the street snatched 8" from me."
When in West , watch out for those crazed you know what snatchers and keep a really close eye on the family jewels. Yep, 13 people have been arrested in Africa for stealing and/or shrinking penises that they wanted for themselves or maybe were envious of, talk about penis envy!
How did they do this... well, don't ya know... Witchcraft!
The sorceres / witchdoctors would need a hardcore spell to shrink this bad boy.
This is some twisted shit for sure, Seems centuries later people are still getting arrested for witchcraft. And yes, the suspects were also in that old Chicago gangland method called "protection".
KINSHASA (Reuters) - Police in Congo have arrested 13 suspected sorcerers accused of using black magic to steal or shrink men's penises after a wave of panic and attempted triggered by the alleged witchcraft.
Reports of so-called penis snatching are not uncommon in West Africa, where belief in traditional religions and witchcraft remains widespread, and where ritual killings to obtain blood or body parts still occur.
Rumors of penis theft began circulating last week in Kinshasa, Democratic Republic of Congo's sprawling capital of some 8 million inhabitants. They quickly dominated radio call-in shows, with listeners advised to beware of fellow passengers in communal taxis wearing gold rings.
Purported victims, 14 of whom were also detained by police, claimed that sorcerers simply touched them to make their genitals shrink or disappear, in what some residents said was an attempt to extort cash with the promise of a . ... You see them covered in marks after being beaten," Kinshasa's police chief, Jean-Dieudonne Oleko, told Reuters on Tuesday.
Police arrested the accused sorcerers and their victims in an effort to avoid the sort of bloodshed seen in Ghana a decade ago, when 12 suspected penis snatchers were beaten to death by angry mobs. The 27 men have since been released.
"I'm tempted to say it's one huge joke," Oleko said.
"But when you try to tell the victims that their penises are still there, they tell you that it's become tiny or that they've become impotent. To that I tell them, 'How do you know if you haven't gone home and tried it'," he said.
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