| 10 Reasons to Quit Drinking |
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| Written by six |
| Tuesday, 25 August 2009 06:23 |
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Think you drink too much? check out these fools below. Top 10 reasons to maybe qu it while you are ahead.. or not. No one really likes a quitter, but this is some crazy shit that no one wants a part of, especi ally when topless chicks are not involved. Reason #1 - You may get crazy sick and puke your guts out of your nose while your BFF is taping it all. Reason # 2 - Faceplant, ooohhh a hard one, OK ,maybe this shit isn't as funny as it looks? Nope, it's some funny shit.
Reason #3 - You begin thinking you look cool Reason #4 - The whole pee one yourself while sick wasted. Reason #5 - You may begin to think you are Santa Clause, minus the materialistic presents. Reason #6 - Straight failure at drinking. Reason #7 - Your bros have too much time on their hands and a deep love of porcupines. Reason #8 - Your bros have too much time on their hands and no love for porcupines. Fuzzy Bunnies all de way. Reason #9 - Your kid begins to emulate you. Reason #10 - Your DUI mugshot looks as silly as this. What is up ? Can't look badass with your tongue wagging... OK, Mike Tyson still looks like a bad ass. Reason # 11 - 1 over my10 reason limit, but WTF? This could be your redneck brother taking family portraits. |
| Last Updated on Wednesday, 26 August 2009 02:14 |















